some excuses for me to be lazy

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

'Your future depends on your dreams'
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.